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Conan was a crazy movie. I wanted to use "fucking" there you know right in front of crazy but I felt that would have been too harsh and not made really any kind of point becuase it would be in the first sentence and there's need to throw that kind of vulgar into a story that early. It would be like saying "Call me fucking Ismael" but it wasn't. So anyway Conan is fucking nuts. I had never seen it until last night and there were paintings on faces and James Earl Jones killing people and turning into some big falic snake screwing all these girls. It was totally insane and it was epic in all it's badness. I mean it was bad real bad but good so good in so many ways. Like the ways it didn't make apologies for anything it just kept showing bare breasted women and heads being chopped off and along the way the director had to be sitting there shaking his head while still in his hands looking at Arnold getting oiled up for the next scene simply saying holy shit im nuts im fucking nuts there is no way that i can pull this off but he did and people loved it they loved it for all that was bad and so violently innocent yeah no apologies that's the way to descirbe that movie