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I'm reading about Aldous so I figured I should talk about my little 6 year bundle of absolute rage anger joy love slobber mouth wanting to kiss action that is little Aldous. Now these are two different Aldous' mind you and to get them confused would be a mistake on my part and not yours for if you were to absolutely sit there and try to distinguish between either of them it would take you about one nano second since one being korean and one being dead and buried from a long long time ago in dreary England but the dead Aldous was a bright happy boy not like my tormented joy little anger ball not like my Aldous. I named him after the old Aldous because well it sounded like a cool name and I wanted to be different from the rest in giving my kids odd little names. Well Aldous today kissed me on the head with his druling little mouth and I was disgusted by it I didn't like it at all I damn near hated every second that his little drug heroin looking blue slimey lips touched me and I saw it coming but it was either slap him or accept it was either dodge and knock him or engage and become vomitess I chose the latter and for that I'm not happy I won't lie I'm not happy about having Aldous kiss me with all his joy love rage anger slobber mouth action I'm not happy about it I don't like Aldous that's right I don't like a child so caste me out with the water from the bath for not liking Aldous for not liking the name sake of a beautiful blind gentle man for giving him that name and seeing his little gulpy praying blobbering BANG! face