God is a Capitalist
So tonight I went and ate at Outback. That's right snub your nose sweetheart. Hey, it was July and I wanted ribs for God sake. A man is deserved a western meal once every 11 months. SO it was like 100 bucks for two people. Like Outback here is some kind of uppity restaraunt. Ain't that some stuff. But yeah God must be a cappitalist because they were all horsing it down from the onion blossom to the walk about soup (Paz will apreciate all this). So we sat there and I tore through ribs the way Watts and Jenkins would, and was damn proud to do it. It felt great eating ribs with barbecue sauce and french fries (I heard in God's country they are calling them freedom fries...now that's just absurd). But as I sat there I began to feel really depressed. Even though Su Yeon was with me and being just as goofy as I was. That's why she's awesome, she's goofy just like me and she'll smear bbq sauce on her face and fling food on me. Anyway I looked around an figured God must be a capitalist. I figured he must love the spread of greed and mediocraty. I mean hell Outback isn't anything to write home about (but wait I guess I am writing about it)...but yeah God's a capitalist I'm assured.