Spell This You Son-of-a....!!
I can't spell! Why doesn't blogger incorporate a spell check? I bet that's in the pro version. I might go check that out. Let's see what else. Oooh I didn't have really any questions yesterday except one...hold on let me go get it...oooh I had two(and I just thought of a third and fourth)...oh wait that blogger question was a question...shit this is hard...oh well...i'm trying...anyway
- Why aren't apes still evolving?
So these crazy kids are saying that it has to do with the bone structure of feet. Apparently we started rockin' the Casbah when our feet could support us to stand and move. Other primates seemingly have no need to evolve this trait because their mating and eating habits are secured and working. Evolution has not pushed them to stand. Humans aren't descended from any of the other primates that exist today. All the primates have been evolving as well just like the humans have. All the primates have evolved independantly and would be very different from their common ancestors. Ah hah!
- Why do we have body odor?
Body odor is caused by the bacteria on our skin not from sweat. I know this because I sweat but I don't smell, unless i've been boozin. Apparently the stench is sparked by the iron in our blood mixing with the bacteria. This question arises from our new teacher Thomas who just smells like complete and utter ass.
- Who has killed the most people?
Wow this is a hot topic online. Some say Jesus because of the intervention of heaven or hell and so many have killed for that. But the Jews and Muslims believe that too. Some say it was God. Bullocks! Some say it was Hitler! Oh come on! Stalin rocked out twice as many as Hitler according to Shapiro. I'm going with Pizarro since this is a mythical and unanswerable question. Pizzaro was the man to land in Cuba nd eventually swing to Panama where he slaughtered all the Inca's via germs and calvary. Also up for consideration would be Cortez and the Aztec slayings. These were entire populations wiped out. I gotta roll there.
- What makes your knuckles crack?
Joints produce that crack when bubbles burst in the fluid surrounding the joint. Something to do with pressure and stretching and bubbles blowing up. What a lame question Bret!
Anyway...Bi Bim Bop awaits! I'll try to write a chapter tonight!