Holy Shit It's That Guy From Star Wars!
So last night I had the craziest dream ever. EVER! It was so in-depth on so many levels I can't even possibly begin to explain the mental impact it would have if I actually got it analyzed or whatever by those crackpot ass people who charge 150 an hour. But, anyway I was in a warehouse hiding behind a big steel beam and there were these monsters chasing me and shooting me with like really weak acid so that it stung but it didn't like burn. But, that's not the goofy crazy part, the crazy part is that the guns would only work if I was hostile towards them. Like if I was nice and all they couldn't shoot me. So after I figured this out I walked around and just pretended to be nice and it worked until I made a b-line to a gun and grabbed it and then they started shooting me but this time with nails and they hurt pretty bad. So I hid behind a table and kept popping up smiling ad they had to just sort of hang their mechanical heads seeing that I was being nice. And they would turn and just waddle away until I raged again and started shoointg. So finally I defeated all of them with my fake niceness and this guy in a white lab coat comes out and starts dancing to the Bee Gee's stayin alive...I tell you it was friggin nuts...he was wearing like a thong and then a woman came down and started shooting him in the feet as he danced...but then an alarm came back on and they ran out of the warehouse and more robot monsters came in and this time with falme throwers...so I figured out that if I sing the falme throwers woulldn't burn me...ahh man it was GREAT!. Oh yeah and they all looked like the bounty hunter guy from star wars (baba fet - God I hope that is so wrong and not even anywhere close to the right answer) with big muscular pink arms. It was insane, but I was having so much fun with it, I swear and I shit you not, I feel I can control my dreams some days.
You know Kerouac had a project once where he put a notebook and a piece of paper over his bed so he could wake up and write the first things he would remember. I'm sure I lost of a lot of stuff from waking up almost 3 hours ago until now, and I sure would like to remember more. Anyway...
