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Saturday, July 19, 2003

 
Randoms

  • So I just signed up a new launch.com username. This thing rules when you can't mess with mp3's. It's all I listen to is the Flaming Lips and Eddie Murphy. How great is that?

  • Good songs making the cut in this period...that's why launch is great i can just get rid of the crap as I go
    1. Pipe Dreams : Travis (carry the torch baby!)
    2. Rags To Rags : Eels
    3. Beginning To See The Light : The Velvet Underground (live version...lou sound old...but it's still good)
    4. Last Nite : The Strokes (Modern Age single version)
    5. Naked In The City Again : Hot Hot Heat (not a secret now...the song after that is better)
    6. I Miss You : Incubus (I like when hard rock cali bands play sappy love me music)
    7. Give The Mule What He Wants : Queens Of The Stone Age (rated R is a kick ass cd)
    8. Svefn-G-Englar : Sigur Ros (just the most beautiful music in the world...that's a guy singing none-the-less)
    9. Jeremy : Pearl Jam (Does it ever get old...I can't wait to show my kids my cd collection and be like no no no listen to this)
    10. Jimmy Jazz : The Clash (Go Clash Go!! Nice little sax action)
    11. PDA : Interpol (like bowie was 22 again with doctor's masks)
    12. Short Skirt/Long Jacket : Cake (that video still makes me laugh...uninterupted prosperity...)
    13. You Don't Know How It Feels : Tom Petty (To me wildflowers is Petty's best work)
    14. Philosophy/Religion/College/Lang... : Steve Martin (coked up Steve Martin is always good)
    15. One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces : Ben Folds Five (hell yeah more angry small guy music)
    16. Riders On The Storm : The Doors (There may be no better intro in the entire world)
    17. Outside : Staind (Screw you I like it! Great changes and I like hearing the fret movements!)
    18. Hello Operator : The White Stripes (Oh hell yeah! There should be a white stripes music school and the lessons would be play Blues rifts hard and often)
    19. Seven Nation Army : The White Stripes (you know it's good)
    20. Daisies Of The Galaxy : Eels (just nice easy wonderful walking around looking at buildings music)
    21. The Fear : Travis (the more I listen to the new stuff the better this stuff sounds...my boys do the same cool things)
    22. Rock 'N' Roll : The Velvet Underground (Just unstoppable music from a band who died just in time)
    23. When Doves Cry : Prince (So dirty...and yet so not dirty...Prince on a motorcycle is still really funny though)
    24. Declare Guerre Nuclear War : The Hives (let the hives be in every school in the world)
    25. Boxers : Eddie Murphy (The Larry Holmes bit is just unreal)
    26. Main Offender : The Hives
    27. Sleep The Clock Around : Belle And Sebastian (Yeah Yeah Yeah build build build...destroy destroy with pan flutes and what not)
    28. Long Train Runnin' : The Doobie Brothers ("Ahh man the Doobie's broke up...when did that happen?")
    29. Approaching Povonis Mons By Ball...: The Flaming Lips (abotu time like 2 hours and no lips...thank god!)

    The songs making me want to hit someone (not necessarily bad...just man I don't wanna hear them ever again!)

    1. Spin : Lifehouse (Jesus...I can't understand him...dhjskhdjks I know dhjkashjdka I know dhjksahjkd I wouldnt change a thjkkfhjk)
    2. Guerilla Radio : Rage Against The Machine (I'm so glad they ended when they did...yeah yeah we know we are horrible...no one listens when you push a bentley...oh wait let's throw a curse word in...yeah we're ligit again!)
    3. The Middle : Jimmy Eat World (Ok, yes I am guilty. I danced to this and even went to a concert because I just didn't know ok...hey! who threw that can half full)
    4. Diapers : Ray Romano (he's really not funny)
    5. Bron-Yr-Aur : Led Zeppelin (instrumental so watch it)
    6. Other Side : Red Hot Chili Peppers (Have I told you how much I detest Anthony Keidus and his early days on Silver Soon)
    7. Immature :Bjork (I have very little love for Bjork...I feel like I should but I just don't)
    8. Are You Happy Now? : Michelle Branch (did this win some sort of award...it's fucking horrible)
    9. I Can See A Liar : Oasis (This is the worst Oasis song ever, next to shaker maker and married with children...i'm so embarrased some days...like a shamed brother)
    10. Bohemian Rhapsody :Queen (yeah it's bad you know it's bad stop frontin)
    11. New Age : The Velvet Underground (more middle aged men have gone for the solo long swim to this song more than any other)
    12. Push : Matchbox Twenty (someone do the world a favor and kill Rob Thomas)
    13. Iris : Goo Goo Dolls (strikes a weird chord...that still resonates pain...God to that song...jesus Bret)
    14. Basket Case : Green Day (shoot me! I can still see fat twinky eating girls in plaid sleeping pants dancing to this song)
    15. Awaken : Disturbed (yeah give me some leather and a whip and let me make the world an angrier place...yeah!)
    16. Porcelain : Moby (Somebody put Moby on an island somewhere)
    17. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kil... : U2 (Go batman! Go Go Go and fight crime to U2)
    18. Take A Bow : Madonna (Madonna was once the Brittany Spears of her generation...don't forget that..and even worse she thought she was the shiz)
    19. Take It To The Limit : Eagles (My Dad's bad luck song)
    20. Never Let You Go : Third Eye Blind (Holy crap someone gets these guys a permanent beach to play at)
    21. Plush : Stone Temple Pilots (Somebody explain the love for Scott Wyland to me...Rolling Stone pet)

  • There are so many blind dates in this country. Girls just go on dates every day. And every day they don;t kiss or anything. It takes people here like 8 years to kiss, 10 years to see a bra, and you have to be married at least 3 years before sex.
  • The guy from the Eels sounds like Adam Sandler did on Medium Pace
  • I don't know what I'm going to do tonight. No clubs this weekend. Wanna read. But need to read outside. Yeah read outside tonight.

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Benjy Ferree
The Black Keys
Deerhoof
Drive By Truckers
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Enon
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The time I almost killed a child
July 4th in Korea
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Why I screen phone calls
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So you think you are a Baltimorian
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I would go to war
"You Son of a Bitch" An Open Letter to Tom Friend
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When men become pussies
Jason Whitlock is a racist propaganda promoter
Pitchfork takes music snobbery to new level
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The Hatred that is Runts Candy
Starting corporate line-up
Google Bio
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So You Want to be a Booze Hound
She Said it was Free
Funniest Corporate Story Ever
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