I Kan't Spell

 
You Will Live a Life of Stress and Happiness

Today I went and saw a fortune teller. It was exceptional. The chief went out and found a little English speaking one in Apeujong and I was kind of uninterested until I went in and saw this little woman sitting behind a table. Unfortunately, she was the chosen one because she spoke English. So she took my name, birthdate and what time I was born. She opened up her little board and it had cards and dice and all kinds of shit. Apparently she likes to use many tools. But, she sat down looked at my palm closed her eyes and started just hanging out with my palm. She was just moving her head back and forth and I so wasn't into it because I had to pay up front and there was a calendar with George Clooney hanging in the corner. I don't know what I expected but I like the idea of thinking my psychic is in a little shack in the middle of the forest summonzing(sp?) spirits. But, this one sereved me soda and cookies. So I was like"...ummm...what?" after about ten minutes and then the coolest thing ever happened. A tear fell out of her eye and I then my head just leaned in and I started thinking, "The emotion alone will have me paying attention." She told me a bunch of stuff that was true and some stuff that wasn't true. But, when she told me that my life will be full of stress and happiness I was all kinds of happy. She explained all the things that everyone can identify with but the fact that she dropped a tear and held my hand while she did it was amazing...these are the things she told me that were or might be true

1. My Parents will divorce soon (I'm not kidding...that kinda creeped me out...because well they are)
   
2. My Father will fall ill
   
3. I will travel the world for another 5 years
   
4. My future career falls in the realm of education
   
5. I have a problem with womanizing
   
6. I like to drink too much
   
7. I life to fight
   
8. I will be married when I am 40
   

It was kind of interesting...I guess
Link posted by JVMM : 8:48 AM