I Kan't Spell

 
Shakes the Tree of Good and Bad and These Apples Fell Down. Eat What You Like.

1. Bubble Gum where you can chew the wrappers and it becomes a part of the gum
   
2. People with handicaps doing it better than you
   
3. People dying and finding that inner peace a little too late and you not caring
   
4. Spades
   
5. High Texas Hold em' Poker
   
6. Fat girls with glasses who like their laptops and have more than one teddy bear and our repeatedly dogged out by boys who use them
   
7. Mice with no balls
   
8. Praying because you might lose a football bet
   
9. Watching your dad screw up bacon
   
10. Writing only random shit because the other shit doesn't make any sense
    
11. Clinical depression claimed by someone who has fucked up
    
12. Bipolar disorder claimed by someone who is just lazy
    
13. All those disorders being claimed by people who are choosing pity over grit and somebody else's will over their own
    
14. People who say what they want
    
15. Unpolitiucally correct everything. We are all different and ignorance needs to be voiced to be overcome. We're not learning anything by being surpressed. So come and slap me in the mouth.
    
16. People who can meaningfully testify why they hate something. Same for love.
    
17. Free stuff that you can sew for
    
18. bang bus
    
19. Foreigners macking on women
    
20. Baseball fights
    
21. Clean girls with no intention of testing you sexually because they don't care about anything other than the next word you say.
    
22. Faces of death
    
23. People who think for you
    
24. Sidewalks
    
25. The entirley made up and phoney vitamin industry
    
26. The entirely made up and phoney psychiatric industry
    
27. Paying for prescription drugs that people need to live
    
28. Sulssa'd
    
29. Pogo Jip Ta!
    
30. Giving up your spirit in hopes of being easy
    
31. Birth
    
32. People with nicknames
    
33. People who don't care about the people the know
    
34. Loyalty and money being equated in some fucked up realm
    
35. Sons who abandon their fathers
    
36. fast cars with loud motors
    
37. Love and what someone has to give in the same realm
    
38. Diseases
    
39. Murder
    
40. Rape
    
41. Hysteria over nothing
    
42. Blind news
    
43. Hysteria over everything
    
44. People who don't get hysterical
    
45. People who need soap operas and thursday night tv to get by
    
46. Remembering God in your actions
    
47. Reading the bible
    
48. Reading Milan Kundera
    
49. Reading Herman Hesse
    
50. Reading Aldous Huxley
    
51. SUVS and the fat assed docker wearing people who drive them
    
52. People with hobbies that exceed how much some people spend to eat
    
53. The American way
    
54. People who make you feel proud and awkwardly ashamed
    
55. Rock n Roll
    Watching baseball with a dying father and not speaking
    

Link posted by JVMM : 9:00 PM