Subject: Don't buy Pepsi in the new can
I just received this email from someone else's mass forwarding list.
Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire
State Bldg. and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. But, Pepsi
left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said
they did not want to offend anyone. If this is true then we do not
want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office. If we do not
buy any Pepsi product then they will not receive any of our monies.
Our money after all does have the words "Under God" on it.
Please pass this word to everyone you know--let your voices be heard.
We want the words "Under God" to be read by every person who buys a
can.
HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
I have an idea, don't drink mindless beverages, and even more important don't let pop culture branding bother you. Especially don't let it bother you if they leave off some asinine God thing. Weirdo religious pro-war people. I don't really agree with God being on the money or court houses or anything public for that matter. But, that's at least two or three normal thinking presidents away. So let's see about 2164 we can have that stuff removed. Oh by that time our pollution will make it so you can't walk outside, but don't worry our military and social services will be so incorporated into your lives that we won't need money or the ability to buy our own food, you'll be given your stipend from the day in the salt mines. And a little spending cash to buy your favorite watered down drug of choice. Enjoy! Keep voting Republican and not thinking people. We'll all be real
safe one day. This really pissed me off for some reason.
HEY AND I FOUND MY DAMN DEATH METAL THING BRILLIANT...!
