Mr. Lif
Now I am by no means a "hip hop" knowledge giant. But I like this Mr. Lif. I think you would too.
Holy crap he has this rhyme about playing Teken 3.
Thanks for checkin me
Sit on the couch
Pick up a controller
And let's play teken 3
Whoop that ass 4 times
Now you wanna switch
You can use Eddie
But I'm dr. Boskonivich
Lay on my back
Spit in your face
Bump up the bass
Kick your shit and sweep the leg
Your starting to beg
Stomp your nuts
Head butt
Break you arm
Nigga be ghost
Oh i forgot your already gone
For those Teken players out there...you'll stand up and do that closed hand over your mouth "No He didn't" pose....man I love Eddie..I would take down Mr. Lif with Eddie....I get down with Eddie.