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Thursday, May 20, 2004

A Brief Conversation Interlude

Dipshit Bret says:
So now what superstar?
coworker says:
What have you done?
Dipshit Bret says:
nothing since we last typed
Dipshit Bret says:
dont have a dick
Dipshit Bret says:
disk
Dipshit Bret says:
holy shit
coworker says:
lol
Dipshit Bret says:
disk dude disk
coworker says:
Thats the funniest thing I have seen all week
Dipshit Bret says:
yeah man

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