Last Night
A quick recap for you:
- Home at 5
- To local FOP for drinks with Jenkfest and his dad.
- To The Barn...which by the way for all you locals...does not...and I repeat, does fucking NOT sell crabs anymore. What the fuck else is that place good for?
- To Comotto's house for a warming party.
- Eat Cicadas
- To Turners
- Go to Jukebox
- Put 40 dollars in
- Profess to never allow anyone else's music while im in a bar
- Each song that comes on the jukebox is met by an offer, from me, to name the artist in exchange for a free drink
- Trained Liz in the art of being a smoketastified and standing on bar stools.
- Continued to buy drink after drink after drink after drink after drink after drink...not for msyelf...because I only had 3 Jameson's the whole night...but for any stranger with a smile...and if They didn't have a smile I was convinced a free drink would give them one.
- Told Yanna we should breed
- Yanna agreed
- Started giving away cash in exchange for anyone able to name song titles
- Paid tab..cried a little
- Went to sub shop and paid 40 dollars for a meatball sub.
- Went home
- After much confusion and awkwardness...went to bed
That was my night...I'll be here this evening...doing push ups, drinking Vitamin water, and reading the Bible.
Thanks for coming out.
