Get Your War On Bitches
I remember being in South Korea when all this started to go electric. It was awesome! I would wake up in the morning, grab one of the English papers, written by pot smoking Brits, and see on the cover
SEOUL WILL BE A FLAMING BALL OF ASH!
:according to Kim
And the coolest thing about that was that the Koreans didn't even break a sweat. They didn't even lift an eyebrow. They still figure, for the most part, that the country is still one and that it would be best to just put shit back together. The only thing stopping that is the Korean Gov't sucking at America Tit and Ass.
If Mexico said on the cover of their trash bag newspaper
THE US WILL NO LONGER EAT TACOS!
:according to Perez
Americans would have a total meltdown and Mexcio would then be part of
yet another conspiracy to break out 300 foot saws and caste it away into the south pacific. We would inavde them in no time.
South Koreans really believe that North Koreans would never harm them. I mean they know it's communism and all, but to be quite honest, they really suck at capitalism. They have the highest consumer debt in the world, the welfare system has been all but abandoned because of corruption by major corporations, and the old people call themselves with a mocking jest, "The 51st state".
If you are looking for a place to absolutely explode in the next 10 years it will be South Korea. They are one city and one airport away from kicking pointless countries like Spain and Italy out of the International spotlight.
If you like to travel and you want to get rich...move to South Korea and hatch an idea that was adopted here in let's say 1978. That's about how far they are behind.
**BTW - What makes that post are two things. One - The use of "Indeed". Two - The face of the dude being North Korea.
