Music For Ya
Launch.com and I are gonna party today. Why? Why!? you ask...well because I'm at work and I'm watching little numbers tic by. So this is what my ass clown laptop speakers are pumpin out...
- Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head - I think I said once that I liked this song. Well now...today at least, it sounds forced and contrived to be deeper than it is. War and love and passion. The theme doesn't match the energy. But I can almost feel it.
- White Stripes - I Just Don't Know what to do with Myself - Hmm...this has that one big change "LIKE THE SUMMER ROOOSSE!"..other than that this song is assclowntastic.
- Damien Rice - Cheers Darlin - This must be a back page song. I love DR but this is kinda painful. It's nice to think of a guy, and actually hear a guy in a bar with clinking glasses, singing about his lost love. DR does that better than just about anyone. This song is mental though.
- Pain Killer - Turin Brakes - That first album was a nice novelty thing to bring you down from your hyped love for The Beta Band and Sneaker Pimps. Unfortunately after the party comes the hangover. And my dears...Turin you especially...this is just forced and filthy. She (or he or it whatever the hell it is) does say "Giving me head" and this song is pretty much about having an orgasm.
- Lonesome Cowboy Bill - The Velvet Underground - Hmm...nope...this is a little overzealous for this album. It's like the Beachboys did a lot of cocain and then called Willie Nelson and recorded this song over the phone.
- One Anrgy Dwarf - Ben Folds Five - YES! YES! This song is great! This is the song that got me interested in BF5. This is a must for any Ipod or MP3 collection. You can't help but smile at this song.
- Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz - How did this turd find its way in here? Even by Blur standards this is just rediculous. The most redic part is the rapper. The cartoon rapper with the British accent is just fucking retarded. This song should have been assasinated before it ever made it here. Why is it called Clint Eastwood by the way? How dare they attach this hot bag of shit to a living legend.
- Cold Hard Bitch - Jet - What? Huh? So...So what?...No seriously so what? Fucker...no FUCK YOU! I like it allright. Yeah it's good! So don't look at me like that. Dick...Yeah...punk ass...
- Wherever I May Roam - Metallica (S&M version) - Hmm...Yeah this is fucking stupid. Legends or not....this is just dumb.
- Ordinary World - Duran Duran - The Cure 2 and The Smiths Jr. have released a song that should only be pulled out if you are about to blow your brains out sitting in a penthouse with all your orignal 80's furniture. Then you have my permission to play this. Cherish your past. Pull the trigger. And try to manage to short out the stereo on your way out. Thanks!
- Dave Matthews - Satellite - This was a really good tune for it's time. The same way Jefferson Airplane was a good band for it's time. But we all know what happened after that...
- Ben Kweller - Hospital Bed - Ok there are kids running around praising this. This isn't that good. It's fucking cheesy. Yeah this is straight fuckin goofy. But hey the rest of the album may be solid.
- Tom Petty - To Find a Friend - Lovely just lovely. This is what ass hat weaarer Ben Kweller should strive for..shoot for Tom Petty Benny, not for Ben Folds 5 you jackass.
- Cursive - Art is Hard - Well Hello...This is pretty good. It's a little oddly preppy and too fluid for my taste. But it seems to have an honest ingrediant in there. And I like the premise for the song.
- All Eyez on Me - 2Pac - Yeah...I don't really like 2Pac too much. I like some of his stuff like Dear Momma and some of his more sexual shit like Girlfriend. But to be honest Hip Hop and the connection to their own ego and money and shit like that is just really a hassle. It's really fucking funny most of the time to see Hip Hop artist with cars that bounce but for the most part I'm just another angry white guy not in charge anymore. I'd like to identify with shiny baubles but I can't. The Roots are pretty good. Wu Tang is pretty straight...there's other stuff...2Pac ain't it though.
- Lil John & The East Coast Boyz - Get Low - See this is just like punk rock. Identifiable lyrics and beat that's an extension of your dick. The guy with the deep voice is rather horrible though. I'd like to see more "albums" come out of these artists like with the Roots and OUtkaste. More complete stuff.
