Rocks with Holes
He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome
He said Don't shoot I said i won't I love you you're my friend
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall
I bought a big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits
When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
I ate every single one without noticing the mould
He said you're gross my darling
I said No I'm rock and roll!!
Even though I'd never ever been in a band
I got coolest as black ice tattoed on my hand
And the Christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
Of burning in hell
Well I was already there
And the beer I had for breakfast was silver bullet to the brain
And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
And the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbours pills
We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill
Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
And the beer i had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny D
And you said bottoms up just as i bottomed down
I tried to scream Fuck You but blood was pouring out my mouth
Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth
And your Leonardo ID card is your fountain of youth
You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
And i guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck
He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
First I cried for him and then I cried for me
Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
But the rocks with holes are warm in my hand and I bury my toes in the hot hot sand
And the silver pink pony kisses me and says You've come a long long way and you deserve to be really happy
