A Damn Good Effort
I don't know why but this sort of stuck as honest. From Match.com
You're not like anyone else you know. You're confident, adventurous, love a thrill, and will cook for me. You're up for anything because its about who you are with not what you are doing - the right people can make even the most boring event something to remember. I'll be attracted to the body you keep in shape through exercise and decent diet but will fall for your open-mindedness, thoughtfulness, drive, and compassion. You like the line "a lady on the street but a freak in the bed" but would never go after someone for sex only or join one of those Adult Friend Finder sites - you know that's pathetic and have enough charm and charisma to get girls the traditional way. You'll love my brutal honesty!
See that's not bad. It's specific and direct. It's not exactly pan fried ice cream but it's a nice break from, "I like warm sunny days and apple jacks in my PJ's with a big strong cowboy to hold me and read my Dr. Seuss stories."
Oh but then again -
I love adventure! I want to learn how to rock climb, go rock diving, bike local trails enthusiastically, and love to salsa dance. Everyone knows that quiet time is important too but if you want to paint the town, I'm your girl.
Hmm...I want to learn how to jog ENTHUSIASTICALLY! Holy Shit I am enthusiastic over biking. Enthoooooooose me with your peddling. I swear if another girl says she loves mountain baking or biking, I've already lost one person to that God awful pansy sport, I'm not about to get tangled up again in the idea of wearing a goofy helmet and tight pants.
favorite hot spots:
I have not lived in DC very long but enjoy Adams Morgan - the people are spunky and original. Never a boring night!
Ahh blah...You suck. You suck hardcore. Why can't people be imaginative in their responses? What about them makes them suck so hard core?
favorite things:
I love being out in the rain, especially on my bike. I love to dine outside in the summer and hope to find a man who will picnic with me on the beach.
No You don't NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU DON'T. Nobody has picnics on the fucking beach. Who are these people bringing cheap white wine and apples to the sand everwhere. Who the fuck rides their bike in the rain? Just 100% poppycock.
last read:
Like everyone else, I read Da Vinci Code. Its original and full of action - I recommend it!
Uh huh...