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Blogger should really allow you to order your posts differently. Anyway...here are some more excerpts from the online dating pool and my ever so wonderful comments.

Spending a day with me could mean visiting local museums or hiking through a park. It could mean a black tie dinner party at my apartment or ordering a pizza and renting a movie (silly or serious depends on my mood :-)

Oh shit...I can't stop laughing at this one and I don't even really know why. I guess it's the smiley face after the "black tie" at my apartment reference. And by the way, does everyone in the world go hiking but me. I've never been hiking in my entire life, are there just billions of hikers out there on Saturday and Sunday aimlessly walking through the suburban woods in hopes of finding a romantic spark or a eupohoric endorphine rush via walking with insects and small lowland creatures that carry rabies and to do this all in the hopes of seeing "nature". Anyway...the hiking thing is always kinda lame. I know not one person who hikes.

I have to admit, I have an extreme fondness for engineers and computer techies, I think because in the past I've always found them to be very grounded and exceptionally handy around the house.

No, you have an extreme fondness for a steady paycheck that more than likely will always have a decent shot at a job if they get laid off. You also assume that these guys are just pointless enough to never challenge you, as "us" computer people often are more apt to cry and whine to our online gaming clan then to stick up to our masochistic angry girlfriend. Think again lady. We gets down for the crown. Polo shirts and pleated pants forever BABY...WEST SIDE! Wow that got out of hand...

Someone who sees swans that skip in oversized galoshes and penguins smoking cuban cigars in the clouds. Someone who knows how to linger over the collarbone and the inside of the wrist when getting to know a woman's body. Someone who knows how to be vulnerable without losing their sense of personal strength. Confidence without arrogance. Intelligence without inflexibility of opinion.

Get fucking real. What a joke this statement is...Why don't you just say, "Hey I want Folger's original zesty blended norther Italian aroma bean. Not the Southern Italian heavy aroma." Hey, dipshit girl, be happy if the guys has a job and can cook on his own when you have to work late night at the pick n' pay to afford his outstanding gambling habits.

I just read The Lovely Bones, very sad actually, about a fourteen year old girl that gets murdered and goes to heaven, she watches her family over the years and you see what her disappearance does to them. It was on the bestseller list!

Ahh the reader girls. Why is it that noone finds Atlas shrugged until their mid 20's, ahh I know because now they are worried about their mating stock. "Hmm let's see what can I read that can make me viable as a mate. Ahh I know, a big thick book that everyone else has read and that even idiots can get ths metaphors and meaning behind." I don't know what this book 'The Lovely Bones' is all about, but my guess, is that it probably is accompanied with a cup of English Toffee Tea, a big blanket with bears on it, and a pair of sweatpants, that on the ass strewn across in 14 point block roman letters reads, "Cheer".

I love running in the rain, reading a book on a stormy night.

No, you don't. You maybe did these things once out of a situation that did not allow you to divert them. No one seeks out "rain running" you ass face liar, and who the hell curls up with books only when it rains. People say shit like this like they are trying out for a Danielle Steele novel or something.

I am very outgoing, full of energy, full of life. Like to try new things and places. Love to shop. Love to dance. Always smiling. Lady-like. Sometimes shy, until you really know me! Give great first and lasting impressions. Sometimes crazy, sometimes cool and collective. Depends on atmosphere. Independant. Intelligent.

"I also hate sentence and well formed thoughts. Did I also mention that I don't have a fucking clue about myself and that my boyfriends have all been absurdly rude to me and my friends and I have never talked about anything more that our childhood obsessions with Zack from "Saved by the Bell". Awesome....

am a hard working female who will make time for an afternoon at Camden Yards with good company (and a bag of peanuts wouldn't hurt). I love to sing karaoke and dance the night away at one of Baltimore's hotspots!! I'm not a big fan of reality TV, but I might sneak a peak at The Amazing Race (Jon and Al should have won #4)! I love tracing my genealogy and exploring historical places -- specifically Revolutionary and Civil War battlefields. I AM a kid at heart and am a wee bit obsessed with anything Disney (I survived Vista Way) and the Circus

Holy shit! Run laddddd! Run! Heeeead for them there hiieells because I'm a "wee" bit sure that this girl is a monster. If she's doesn't already have kids than she does have eggs inside her like "Alien" and they are just waiting to fall out and hatch and attach themselves to your face to breed more just like her. Run boy run!!!

Hello and thank you for taking the time to read my profile. My friends describe me as energetic, athletic, well-rounded well-educated, smart, cute, independent, funny, polite, and successful.cute, fun, light-hearted person who likes the simple things in life. Some of my interests include nature, planting flowers and sitting on my deck with a good book. I also enjoy sitting by the pool relaxing and chatting with family and friends.

Oh aren't we old. I'm guessing this profile says, wait and I haven't looked at least 33. Ok...nope it's 29. Ahh the old ones, nothing is sadder than a 30 year old woman with no career, on an online dating mehcanism expressing to me that she may be the most boring person alive. If I was an accountant named Maury I still wouldn't touch this.

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