Update
So I've been sick. Not, cough cough* ugh I don't feel well sick. Because I get that way and I don't give a shit. I'm talking, "BRET WENT TO THE DOCTOR ON HIS OWN WILL" sick. I couldn't swallow. I fell down when I walked. Anyway...Penicillin and Ambien and now I'm back. Well...sort of...I can't really go boozin for a while...
Doctor:"Do you drink?"
Me:"Sure do Doc"
Doctor:"Do you drink Gasoline?"