Chat with the Devil
Me: Sup Dev?
Devil: Not much. How would you like to die for speaking to me?
Me: Not very much I guess. Hey, can I ask you a question?
Devil: No
Me: Oh come on. Be reasonable. I'm a big fan of your work. Hell, I live by most of your credos. Oh schnapps I just said, "Hell"
(The devil sort of chuckles because I am in a lucid non-scared mode.)
Devil: How dare you speak to me in this way. I will kill you.
Me: If you wanted to kill me you probably would have already. I mean shit you're the devil. So anyway, devil, what's up with reelecting Bush. Do you have any sort of stake in that?
(The devil still looks at me with awe as if I were some sort of imaginary moron)
Devil: I was actually quite dissatisfied by that outcome.
Me: Oh, so you watched it. That's hot. Wait, you were upset? How come?
Devil: When the poor eventually unite to overthrow the rich, a idealistic state will come out of its bi-product. Through history I have seen the greed of the powerful become overthrown by the ideals of the masses. And when the dust settles there are always new ideals and a resurgence of, *cough* faith.
Me: Ahh so you're saying that Bush winning was actually a nice way of saying that it will piss most people off enough to rid the world of scum and create an uprising in the name of justice and brotherhood towards fellow man.
Devil: No, of course not. I was just fucking with you. You're screwed. HAHAHAHAHA!
