Conversation 1
..::PHONE RINGS::..
Me: This is Bret
You: Hi
Me: Wow...Hi
You: So...what's wrong?
Me: What? What does that mean? Who starts off a conversation with "What's Wrong?"?
You: I do. Now what's wrong?
Me: A lot of shit I guess. But mainly, I guess I'm sort of wrong. Umm...but so is everyone.
You: Took the words from me.
Me: Beat you to it huh?
You: So give me specifics.
Me: You know...normal crap problems; job sucks, debt, too much booze, cigarettes, poor social behavior, womanizing. I could get deeper if you want.
You: No, you can shut up now.
Me: Ok
You: We can get through all that. Together, you and I can extinguish all that.
Me: Ok. Hey, remember to say goodbye before you leave this walking dream.
You: I'll pinch you.
