Conversation 3
..::BAR::..
X: Who the hell is that with **** ?
Me: Umm...who cares?
X: She's fucking hot.
Me: Yep...
X: What the fuck? You don't think she's hot?
Me: Nope
X: Why? Because she's not foreign or ethnic.
Me: Nope
X: Why then?
Me: Because you think she's hot.
..::PAUSE AND BATHROOM BREAK::..
X: So you lost that girl huh?
Me: I think you have to have something before you lose it.
X: You didn't have her?
Me: I don't think so.
X: So who does?
Me: Some guy.
X: You're offly short tonight.
Me: I don't like you all that much.
..::PAUSE AND EYE BROW RAISING::..
Me: Couldn't you gather that impression by our last conversation?
X: I just thought you were being a dick.
Me: Right
X: But you're always a dick
Me: Yeah, to you
X: Nope...you're pretty much a dick to everyone.
..::PAUSE AND COLLECTION OF THOUGHTS::..
Me: No I'm not.
X: Who doesn't think your a dick?
Me: She doesn't
