Conversation From Mother's at 1 a.m.
..::Attractive Asian Girl at Local Bar::..
Girl:I heard you lived in Thailand for a while.
Me: Who the hell told you that?
Girl:**name**
Me:Oh...wait...we've met before right?
Girl:Umm...yeah...
Me:Wait, did you go to Villa Julie?
Girl:What the fuck?
Me:What do you mean "What the fuck"? You went to VJC right?
Girl:Fuck you
..::Girl walks away::..
..::1:15 am::..
..::Girl walks back::..
Me:Hey...you again..What the fuck is wrong with you?
Girl:Bret! I can't believe you. What? **name** My name is **name**.
Me:Right...so what's wrong with you?
Girl:BRET! We slept together for about a month my Sophomore year.
Me:Holy shit...hey how are you?
..::slap!::..
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..::Turners::..
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