Iowa
Butcher/Sup Shop in Iowa - 7 degrees -6 p.m. Two story house with a neon Milwaukee's Best sign in the window.
Me: Hey man, what's up? (Blowing into my hands.)
Clerk: Help you?
Me: Umm yeah...what's good here.
Clerk: Erythin
Me: Everything huh? Well - you got cheesesteaks?
Clerk: You gots it
Me: Ok, well I'll have a cheesesteak with everything but Hots and Mayo - Extra cheese please.
Clerk: What?
Me: Umm - (very mild) everything but Hots and Mayo - Extra cheese please...
Clerk: You want tripe on that?
Me: What?
Clerk: (very mild) You want tripe in the sandwich or on the side?
Me: Ham and cheese is fine.
Clerk: What kind of beer you want? (pointing to the special "Monday - free beer with any sandwich")
Me: Bud Bottle is cool.
Clerk: What?
Me: Miller is fine.
Clerk: Ok - That'll be $2.70
Me: Really?
Clerk: Yep, I'll wrap the tripe up for ya.
Me: Thanks
