English Spectrum Gate: Korea
Apparently there is a semi-demonstration/upheaval over American English teachers sucking at being teachers and doing bad things while in Korea. Hey - dipshits - word to the wise - if they didn't suck they would be working in their own countries. But seriously, foreign teachers do sometimes disrespect Korea. But, then again, Koreans are so anxious to find bad things about foreigners that everything gets blown way out of proportion. For example - some kids threw a party and the Korean girls had wet t-shirts = National FUCKING Headline / petitions - - lol
~~^^ - oh and you will see "Playboy" on their shirts - this is a bad work in Korea - many times you will hear a girl say things like, "Oh you playboy." When I say 'bad' I obviously mean - 'intriguingly ready to test the waters'.
A lot of people that go overseas have a lot of different views and different ways of living life. Most of the people that I find in other countries that teach English fit a whole bunch of stereotypes. They go from whiney, sappy, arty, broke tools to meathead, moron, broke, idiots. There is a huge gambit of people but the one thing we should all have in common is having a good time. I mean shit, the people that go over to a different country are from the age range 23-29 and those are fun years. I don't understand the reservations that some people have when it's time to enjoy yourself. Respect is one thing, obedience is another.
When I was in Korea I slept with as many Korean girls as possible. I'm not saying I went out and trapped them in and described to other people how to molest them but honestly, you have to be up front with Korean girls. You have to be up front and nice - - sick cute nice. Korean girls are not aggressive. They don't come up to you and ask to dance and they don't want to be embarrassed by their English. So you have to be outgoing and loud to an extent. Not angry loud but happy loud and they will usually feed off of you. Just remember that they are shy so singling them out is a bad idea. Often you will find yourself with 4 or 5 girls at one time. Trying to entertain them all. Impossible right? Yeah but you get the hang of it.
You have to pull out up front cute moves unless you just want a Korean girlfriend and then man you can be as nice as you want and eventually she might let you take off her socks while you have sex. But casual sex does not exist there like it does in America. It exists but you DO have to persuede them with attention and you DO have to be different. In America or Canada or whatever, you can be shy and still get girls. Girls are more outgoing and in the West and in order to avoid stereotypes will attach themselves to sincerity more than they will attach themselves to a raw physical attraction (sometimes - but either way you can just be you). But, in Korea, there is no sincerity. They automatically think everything you say is the truth so you might as well just get to the point and get sexual with them.
These guys in Korea, who I assume were English teachers and then started a club, threw a nice little raging party with wet t-shirts and other shit...
Now I don't know what the westerners over there are pissed about (i think it has to do with a rude joke about molesting students…yeah that's wrong but it was obviously a joke) but I was at these parties and this isn't the first time I've seen them. First off, there are bars where women will give you a hand job under the table for 5 bucks. And
this is where Koreans go. I understand why Koreans are sad because they have that patriarchal insecure complex - it's really awful.
Koreans and you sappy bloggers who cry about other foreigners being loud and giving people a bad name need to look in the mirror. First off, Korean sex parties in other countries can get out of hand too and the fact that you are different makes you exciting and Korean people need to get over that and realize that we have our own customs and if you don't want your daughters participating in them with white people than you are extremely hypocritical. Because I'll be damned if the Russian whores in Korea don't get top dollar and I'll be damned if you don't covet the little white girl teachers that walk around your street.
And for the whiny ass bloggers who say that this is not a reflection of what real people come here to do. I've known guys like you and I've worked with guys like you. I wouldn't want your life in Korea for a millisecond. And you know what, I have taken guys like you out to clubs and once you've had a taste of what it's like to have a good time you will go back to that well more than once. Or you can stay in your room and read your bible and save your pathetic 500 dollars a month. I swear - you come to a foreign country - you are exotic, young, and healthy. You are going to party and what these guys did at the club was totally fine by my books. I wish I had been there.
Other people writing about it - some of them aren't as whiny but i'll let you figure it out.
Korea Life Blog - this guy wrote a couple books but I usually find him to be boring as hell. He does have a hot Korean girlfriend though - which is as about as difficult as having a really awesome cat.
Marmot's Hole - This guy is pretty unbiased and I like some of his views. Plus he has more links to more stuff concerning the story.
