An Entry For a Budlight Commercial
Found this on an away message and wish I would have wrote it.
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Today we salute you, mr. constant collar popper upper. you, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. you preach of a world where it's ok for a man to go tanning. you ask, "why can't we wear make up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" so crack open an ice-cold bud light, mr. abercrombie (or is it fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one... in your man purse.
