So You Wanna Be a Smoke?
I was sitting around at Mother's on a Saturday morning with the standard "Let's get real fucked up at Noon on Saturday" crew. I decided to write 20 posts dedicated to "Being a Smoke". While the chapters aren't completely fleshed out - here are some off the top of my head.
Credit - an urban myth
Family - Who needs em?
Bathroom Terrorism
2nd rate broads
Premature baldness and coping
Drugs are a part of life
Booze - It's what's for breakfast
So you just pissed blood for the first time
Bouncers and Bartenders
Chicks dig scars
Being judgemental and not knowing what you are talking about
Coping with people hating you
Champagne Tastes - Hi-C funds
"Of course I'm Irish"
TBS/TNT movies and getting through the day
Anyway - I can sooooo hold my own on these topics. Especially bathroom terrorism. I may get going on this now...as I have 3 hours until my departure for the big headache known as NYC.
