~~I love ya I swear I do... but I heard this song by Weezer on Launch today and I was like - that's you.~~~
Leave me alone,
I won't pick up the phone,
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says
I don't like how you're living my life
Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job
You're living a dream,
Don't you be a slob.
Leave me again
Don't hang out in my den,
Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of grand-daddy's beer