Mikey "Jesus" Moves to Florida Joins Pro Boxing Tour
RUSSdaluvMUS: OMG I want this Tony Montana house. 10M though. Worth it?
bretbliam: Get the fuck out of here. It isn't even real it would be like buying the bat cave or wanting to live in that apartment in Devil's Advocate.
RUSSdaluvMUS: i have pet cats that i claimed after scum bag friends didn't want them any more. 1 male cat with white on his nose, and beats up dogs named tony. and 1 female black cate named gina. his sister
bretbliam: why would you care about cats?
RUSSdaluvMUS: i have 2 of them
RUSSdaluvMUS: in my moms house for right now
bretbliam: hmm
RUSSdaluvMUS: cats arent gay
bretbliam: id let them play in traffic
bretbliam: i dont know dude
RUSSdaluvMUS: my cat kicks dogs asses
bretbliam: you used the term "omg" a second ago
RUSSdaluvMUS: its a bad ass
RUSSdaluvMUS: b/c it's TONY MONTANA'S HOUSE
bretbliam: dude...
bretbliam: he isnt real
bretbliam: he never really lived there
RUSSdaluvMUS: instead of writing HFS holyfuckingshit, i thougth that omg would be suffice
bretbliam: im sure some lawyer named barry goldstein lived there
RUSSdaluvMUS: so.. it's the story i dig
bretbliam: yeah but man....
RUSSdaluvMUS: whatever
RUSSdaluvMUS: you wouldn't live in the bat cave?
bretbliam: no dude
bretbliam: because it doesnt exist
bretbliam: and neither does Tony Montana
RUSSdaluvMUS: so..
bretbliam: that would be so damn gay
bretbliam: with your two cats
RUSSdaluvMUS: lick my dick on my cats
bretbliam: brother and sister cats none the less
bretbliam: im surprised they arent called socks and mittens
bretbliam: "here socks..."
RUSSdaluvMUS: chicks see cats and get wet, see two cats and they're drenched
bretbliam: "aww where is mittens.."
bretbliam: oh come on
bretbliam: not many girls i know love cats
bretbliam: and the one's that do love them love them way toooooo much
bretbliam: i would so snap a cats neck just to hear the sound
RUSSdaluvMUS: i understand, you and cats have the same head shape, but the cat has hair
bretbliam: oh....
bretbliam: oh
bretbliam: offsides
bretbliam: so offsides
RUSSdaluvMUS: my bad
bretbliam: but touche' chub nut
bretbliam: "Mikey we are gonna play catch like big boys"
bretbliam: you son of a bitch you
RUSSdaluvMUS: fetch not catch
bretbliam: lol
RUSSdaluvMUS: glenn's getting back into boxing, this time i'm going to train with him. get this chubby but sexy body down to a ripped 5'8.5 160
RUSSdaluvMUS: cant be chubby in fla
bretbliam: does that say 5'8.5?
bretbliam: thats fucking redic!
RUSSdaluvMUS: im really 59
RUSSdaluvMUS: 510 right pair of shoes
bretbliam: but dude...did you really write '.5'
bretbliam: to me?
bretbliam: you are still a trip
bretbliam: you in town?
RUSSdaluvMUS: i was annoucing me
bretbliam: ahh...
RUSSdaluvMUS: missed the n
RUSSdaluvMUS: im in fla.
RUSSdaluvMUS: not in town
bretbliam: and in this corner at 5'8.5 - with a record of 1-9
bretbliam: the undisputed
bretbliam: cat loving, dumb house buying, champion of the world
bretbliam: Mike "bulldog fetch" Williams
bretbliam: williams....
bretbliam: will....
bretbliam: iams....
RUSSdaluvMUS: lmno
RUSSdaluvMUS: glenn's going to change his name from Irish Glenn Williams to Glenn Vicious Willliams, and I'm Mike Dilicious Williams. the VD Williams bros
bretbliam: Learn to spell that first
RUSSdaluvMUS: Fuck off!
bretbliam: You are lucky you killed a man once... else i'd fucking wreck you
RUSSdaluvMUS: the VD Williams bros
bretbliam: oh does that fit...
bretbliam: Man your name should so be Mike 'I fucking killed a guy' Williams 'No for real'--- lol
RUSSdaluvMUS: hmmm...
bretbliam: so well
