The Most Amazing Airport Move Ever
So my flight is delayed by an hour. Of course I went to the only smoking bar in any airport, other than Vegas. I get my usual beverage. Relax and see my bartended from last time. When you get noticed in airport bars, you may have some issues. I finish up. I'm feeling good. I look at the board. My flight is no longer delayed and is on final boarding. On the way there I see airline provider has a direct flight to Cleveland. It too is on it's final boarding. I stand their and I'm miffed. "What the fuck? Why wasn't I on this flight to begin with?"
"Hey, my man. Do you think I can get on this flight?"
"No way. We are boarding."
"I'm a Gold member." (obviously not a gold member)
"Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you let me on."
"Absolutely sir. First class is ok I presume."
"That's a little bit of an upgrade, but sure. What's the difference in price?"
"For Gold members. No cost."
I get on the plane. I am served a cookie and a glass of milk.
"Sit back and relax folks we'll be in Cleveland in 40 minutes."