Recap of Opening Day
1 slightly sun burned Bret
4 1/2 pound Slider (not the bar but Eric Slider) made cheeseburgers consumed
6 12 ounce draft beers
5 Bottled Budweisers
2 Tori poured shots of Rasberry vodka
1 Senior Kirk and Nick sighting
1 Keano Deano, Baier and Tony sighting
1 Zorn and Nichols sighting
1 Robin Davis sighting
1 Strange Mirel reference - which was hilarious "I saw her at the gym. She's dating my boy Jose'. She told the dude she was a waitress."
2 Chicken Cheesesteaks
3 Hot Dogs
1 Jameson and Water
3 Lemon Drops
1 Episode of 24 where a stealth bomber shoots down Airforce 1 - so awesome - I may never watch again.
1 Container of Butter Pecan
1 Drunk Erin
1 Ali
1 Sober fest
1 inning missed because the TV was turned to soap operas
7 tickets to the game turned down
1 Mitch Hedberg toast
1 Goo sighting
1 Mickey Cuchella Hot Dog eating contest which was actually kind of funny
3 "Man whore" references from girls knowing Zorn and I from our old days at Power Plant - man...
1 Amanda
1 Farah sighting
4 Millstream girls that Deano has slept with
5 Firefighters impressed that Mike and I played baseball with Mark Texiera
1 Extremely poor effort at sleep
1 New Oriole hat purchased
1 beer poured over my head because I said "You don't have the balls sweety"
2 Sammy hits
1 Oriole win
The summer officially began yesterday and it couldn't have come soon enough. On with the smell of hot dogs and fied foods when I walk home. Bring back cargo shorts, rainbow flip slops, a revised t-shirt collection and sunglasses. Cold Budweiser and afternoons hoping that the Orioles will be good enough to keep our attention. Mike wants a summer of debauchery, but right now it just feels like the summer of easy.
