Jack White Goes Porn
"Rock is cock baby"
I'm not going to sit here and lie to you that grown men who listen to pop mainstream punk, funk, junk music aren't a little gay. I'm not saying I want to make out with dudes - but I am saying that I will hug another man and jump on his shoulders when someone has the brains and balls to put on let it bleed - turn it to 11 - and lock the fucking cabinet - I would be lying if I said I didn't jump and down like a girl when Oasis came on stage and that during the show I did not comment on the fact that Noel looks "so fucking awesome". With all this said - - - I am starting the coalition to relieve Jack White of facial hair.
He looks like he should be selling 10 inch dildos on the side of an off ramp in San Francisco.
