I have found the drink of life
Beefeater Wet - I had these last night and they were great. It's like Gin and happy mixed together.
Through a careful post-distillation hydrating process and the dissipation of extracted pear essence in each batch, a complex flavor and viscosity is acheived, bringing soft fruity notes to the experience while balancing its botanical elements. The result is "the smoothest, cleanest gin ever produced, sure to make most vodkas pale in comparison." says Beefeater Master Distiller Desmond Payne
I dont like foo foo drinks like beer, or anything mixed with fruit or cola. This somehow, and I don't know how yet, has managed to slip under the radar of boozers. It's actually tasty just straight up - it tastes like clean non-biting alcohol.