And I'm Born Again
It is the secret of the world that all things subsist and do not die, but only retire from sight and afterwards return again.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An adaptation of Major League:
"Spring Training starts on the 15th. How do you think the Orioles will do this year?"
"These guys don't look too fucking good."
"Corey Patterson, Jeff Conine, Kevin Millar I never heard of half of these guys and the one's I do know are way past their prime." --
"Most of these guys never had a prime"
"Facts are we lost 2 of our best players to steroids and free agency. We haven't won a penant in over 9 years we have placed then the 4th in the past 6. Obviously, it's time for some changes."
"Jim Palmer is 58"
"Cross him off then".
I'm very excited for the return of baseball.