Janet's Weight Issue
SINGER Janet Jackson has told how she became obsessed with her figure because of 'brutal' taunts from brother Michael. Her weight yo-yoed because he called her names such as "Fat Butt". But she forgave him, saying the jibes were due to "issues" with his own body.
Janet, 40, tells Q magazine: "I was always made to feel I was a fat kid by Michael. "He'd call me brutal names . . . it really affected me, even as an adult."
Janet, Janet, Janet, this is almost too easy a comeback. Of course, I'm a wizard and you're mainly known as that chick who showed her "deflated-tire" boob at the Super Bowl a few years back. Anyways, here are your two responses to Michael the next time he calls you fat:
1. "Dude, you're a FUCKING child molester. I may have big hips but at least I don't FUCK kids!"
2. "I'm rubber...you're glue...YOU FUCK KIDS!"
That pretty much trumps anything he could ever say. You're welcome.