An Actual Conversation with 2 People I know
*Standing in the elevator on the way up to work*
Guy 1: Dude, tom. is the big day. Are you going tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know. I don't think my wife will let me stay out all night.
Bret: Alright, alright...what are you boys talking about?
Guy 1: What are you serious? Spiderman dude.
Bret: What?
Guy 2: Spiderman 3 comes out tom.
Bret: On DVD or something?
Guy 1: Dude, Spiderman is going to be one of the best movies of all time.
Bret: Oh wow... Behind what other movies? Lord of the Rings and fuckin Howard the Duck?
Guy 1: You know on IMDB Spiderman is rated as the best movie over the last 20 years.
*ding at the floor
Bret: I have never seen it. But I mean...it really can't be...not even close. It has it's own line of Taco Bell toys. Did On the Waterfront have it's own line of Taco Bell toys?
Guy 2: Did the Waterfront movie have the hotness that is Kirsten Dunst?
Bret: Seriously...you need to stop smoking weed.
If one more person asks me, tells me, or even looks at me with the thought of asking me about whether or not I am going to see, have seen, or will ever see Spiderman 3...I'm going to flip. I don't understand people most days. I'll bring them my Happy Meal toys from McDonalds.
Greatest movie of all time?
