The Oriole Song of the Day
To the tune of Desperado~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sam Perlozzo...why don't you come to your senses
Your team's been making me tense up for so long now
Oh, you're a calm one and I know that you've got your reasons
But this very young season's fading fast anyhow.
Why hold on to Freddy Bynum, Sam? He's just not very able
And on this team, he isn't a good fit
Now it seems to me that Jon Knott, brings a bit more to the table
But I guess you want the guy, that just can't hit
Sam Perlozzo, oh we ain't getting no younger
Our lone, only hunger's that this team will not stink
And playoffs, oh playoffs, well that seems quite unlikely
But your year, it just might be sooner done than you think.
Don't those bunts get old in the summertime?
The runs don't score time after time, It's hard to tell this season from the last
While we know you love the single run
It just helps to make our rallies done too fast
Sam Perlozzo, we know that you're no Earl Weaver
And even in all our fever, we know you're a good guy
But we're tired of losing, and we just want a contender
Don't want to have to surrender.........
.......at least 'till July.
