Me: Yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery.
V: Ok buddy hold on..is this your number...? So this is Bret? Hey man... whats up?
Me: Chillin. Wanting some food and hoping you could fill that void.
V: Yeah man...you still into like Calzones or do you want to move on to a pasta tonight?
V: Yeah... well we also just made up some fresh house salads and I gotta tell ya the guy making Calzones tonight is ON FIRE!
Me: Is this really happening? I mean...I love it baby... but... what's going on here.
V: Nada Mi Amigo... just smoked a fatty... wanting to chat with ya.
Me: I'll take a large pizza with Pep, sausage, and mushroom
V: GET IN ON THESE CALZONES!
Me: You sold me... I'll have a chicken Calzone. Ok then...
V: That's what I wanna hear... I'll knock 2 bucks off it for ya. See ya in 30. Peace!
Pot: Lowering standards for over 70 years.