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Received the following email this morning from the head of our Editorial Staff.
For Immediate Release
Contact: William (Bill) WRITERGUY III, Managing Editor, MY COMPANY
Headline: Managing Editor WRITERGUY to Buy Vein-Clogging (But Great-Tasting) Greaseburgers for MyCompany Colleagues.
Baltimore (MY COMPANYnewswire) -- MY COMPANY Managing Editor William "I sleep on my keyboard" WRITERGUY III announced today (Wednesday) that he's taking his www.MYCOMPANY.com colleagues to Five Guys Hamburgers tomorrow (Thursday) as part of a team-building exercise intended to foster camaraderie, build character, quench appetites and thirst, and whatever else he can think of.
"I'm really hungry for one of those doggone greaseburgers," WRITERGUY told CNNMoney.com. "But I'm embarrassed to admit it. So I figured if we all walked in together, I could blend in with the crowd. Besides, I filched money out of my wife's purse when she wasn't looking, and told her she must've been short-changed again at Wegman's. She can't understand why it happens each week."
Messers WRITERGUY2 and WRITERGUY3 disclosed earlier today that they were part of the burger deal. But WRITERGUY said late today that the deal's contingent on signing up globally known high-tech Director Bret Holmes, and marketing wunderkind RIGHTHANDMAN.
WRITERGUY said the takeover-takeout deal deadline will remain open until noon tomorow.
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