Craiglist: It's just for Kicks
I swear some days I could spend hours on Craiglist just getting lost in the personals, random hookups, and adult gig seection. It is hilarious...
Some featured items:
Plinko manufacturing is seeking qualified applicants to work in our Florida-based factory. We manufacture bathing suits and bikinis. We need 10-12 girls willing to train and you must work nude. The heat is on full blast. We lost the key to the box around the thermistat. Send full-nude shots to the above email.
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Team members will work in a hip and fun environment with competitive wages and benefits. Applicants must possess energy, enthusiasm; people skills and a passion for fashion. We need personnel to s.h.o.p. in our preferred topbrand retail clothing stores with our store staff. Best of all you will keep everything you buy. Candidates must be able to be detail oriented and report back to us on things such as: customer service, ease of shopping, presentation of product, and overall shopping experience. to check out your observation skills we put X's in our online application l.i.n.k please don't put any X's in it and apply with us;; (XeXasyshXopjobs.coXm)
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*head shake guy*
Bored? Got the winter woes? Tired at sitting at a desk? Wondering why work is so unexciting? Holiday bills coming due?
Make $120/$160 day. Full or part-time available. Flexible schedule.
Send resume, pic and contact information. Include available starting date.
Please, no email games. Serious responses. Don't "talk the talk" if you can't "walk the walk" as they say! Let's work and have fun!
And yes, really need a personal assistant!
Please Note: Added bonus if you also massage!
For 120$ per day - - jesus - -
Hello Ladies. Most everyone can use a little help this time of year. This is especially true for students. I remember what it was like having to study non-stop for finals, and then have to worry about the expenses of Christmas. I am looking to find one nice young lady that is interested in building up her Christmas shopping budget. I realize this is a big step for both of us, so lets start slow and hopefully things will turn out great for both of us.
I look forwad to hearing from you. A picture would be great, but understand if you are a cautious to start.
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Stressed?? Xmas Shopping and preparations driving you crazy?
RELIEVE SOME STRESS WITH ME!
I can relax you.
Feel like a king.
OUTCALL APPTS. ONLY.
I would love to come to you!
Home, Office, Car, Hotel, etc.
Half hour $80
Full hour $140
ASK ME ABOUT THE NUDE SPECIAL FOR THIS WEEK!
I am available from 10am-3pm.
Evening hours Available for you NightOwls! (just ask)!!
Car?!?!?! lol
* Anyway - got a raise today and a new bonus structure. Loving it. Have a great holiday weekend and Christmas.
