Baltimore Singles
"Duh.. Duh Duh!!" - - meant to sound like Roman Chariots racing down a hile...
Anyway.. Baltimore Magazine today releases the most bullshit issue ever possible to be printed. And I'm sorry if you are in it and I know you... but seriously Jason Bungori was in the issue one year. Bungori... didn't have a job, didn't even graduate college yet, and was somehow in Baltimore's Top Singles! Anyway... I lov eyou Bung...but come on.
For my Calvert Hall gents... you'll notice that Mr. Kafalas is in there this year... yeah... Kafalas...
If you want a good laugh with your friends...grab this issue...head to a bar and read allowed from each profile as if you were exchanging poems from Lord Byron.
PS It's not up online yet... but check back there from time to time.
www.baltimoremagazine.net
