Things White People Like
I honestly wish I could have started this or taken credit for it at some point in my aimless blogging career. But, alas, someone has started one of the funniest blogs I have ever seen.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/My personal faves are:
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#14 Having Black Friends
#11 Asian Girls
#4 Assists
Enjoy yourself thoroughly - -
I have been trying to think of things to add and I have come up with:
Old Motown music
Britpop
Trendy shoes
Fohawks
Beards
Vibrators
Reforming losers (strippers, pot dealers, low end workers, failed musicians)
Microbrews
Scotch
Bloomberg Television
Stretching
"touch" football
Softball
Swimming
Nature
Driving Cross County
Missionary Sex
Bondage
Britches, Abercrombie, anything plaid or designed with patterned animals
The color pink
Parliament Lights
Fancy pizza
alt-"anything"
Complaining about the corporatization of holidays
NASCAR
Painting their faces for sporting events
Sideburns
Posting crappy music on youtube and myspace
Skateboarding
Jack Black
Being "down"
That one story where they went to jail.
Text messaging
Bongs
Hippies
Bravo Television
Trivia Night
Throw pillows
Board games
Shoes without socks
Being bohemian filthy
Will Ferrell
White people singing Raggae or the Blues
Books on war
Making their own pasta
Quietly complaining anout general annoyances while in the presense of black people
Loudly complaining about general annoyances sans black presense.
Matt Damon
James Bond Movies
Exotic fruits and nuts
Lofts in traditionally dangerous parts of town
From Sam D. Accents (Irish or British as well as the occasional black-around-black accent)
Drunk dialing
Hair gel
Golden Tee
Beer Pong
Darts
Also you may enjoy -
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