Derby Day
"Rexy!"
"So... Rex Ryan took us to the moon on one of his horses and said that both Marms and I could play defensive back...anytime we want. And then we all kissed."
At some point there was a 500$ wager made for the first man to 195. Take it.
A Maryland horsed paying out 6.20 in the Derby. I will definitely be at Preakness in one way or another to see if he can double. I mean... he won from the parking lot after the jockey was so wide he had to grab a mint julep from the crowd.
Bring on tea hats.
