I am officially...
...taking requests to help us move. Reservations are limited... time is short. If you want to be a part of this exclusive club of movers from 112 to 3541 please let me know ASAP. The moving date has yet to be solidified but rest assured this is a PREMIUM package with Natty Boh, Miller High Life, and shots of tequila if there is time.
We may even havr you stay around to help wire the entertainment center... you could even find yourself "crashing" in one of our 5 -
I repeat 5 lush bedrooms. We could even arrange for you to have your own cat.
So - if all of this sounds too good to be true. It isn't. B+E (or breaking and entering as I like to call us) have signed their life away to a 30 year servitude. Please come assist us in our move.
Spaces are limited so call 443-562-3599 or email bretholmes@gmail.com right now to reserve your place!!!
