Movie Scene 2
Main and friend wait in line in the morning for a coffee or breakfast sandwich at a local hipster coffee shop. Both men are hungover after the tnight before and in their early 30s. They are not married but character 1 is engaged and looking to move away from their city dwelling into the county soon.
1: Why is this line so long... do they do different shit with their coffee?
2. I would imagine because it's the only place open at 7 am - what you got today?
1: Who cares... working in finance is basically me waiting below someone's asshole for the corn that I feed them in hopes that I can pick it out and keep it for myself.
2: Nice... I'm glad we're still friends after all these years.
Steps to counter as it's their turn -
1: I'll have a Venti half and halg with caramel on top
2: I'll have a beer. Do you have beer? Yeah ya do (points at the heinekens in the case) - I'll take 2 heinekens
Barista: We can't sell beer at 7:25 (checks clock with eye roll)
2: Why?
Barista: Rules I guess -
2: Let's break em - and have a great day! LIke a great day! Every great day that I can think of starts with morning beers - well at least the ones that have opened up the opportunity of a great day...
Barista: Okkkkk - (she hates her job and doesn't want to argue - cracks one beer and hands him the second - 2 opens the second with a lighter)
Guy behind them (40+ puffy jacket): Dude? Beers?
2: Yeah beers... why not? I don't do anything that requires me to be sober - I talk for a living and I talk to idiots.
Guy Behind: OH yeah what do you do?
1: Don't ask
2: Yeah don't ask
GB: Why not?
2: Because it's the dumbest question to ask somone. It's a sizing question. It's a curiosity within a luxury wrapped around judgement and to be honest with you - the person that asks me that question doesn't deserve an answer given their lack of wherewithal of what I just said.
GB: Ok (obviously agitated and close to saying Fuck You)
2. You want a beer? It'll set you free.
