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I Don't Really Have Words Now I don't want to ruin the movie for you, and to be quite honest I don't think that's possible, but I may have just seen the most horrific thing ever in the lastest installment of Lord Of The Rings. I can't even go into right now I am in so much shock of how brutal it really was. I counted myself leaving or wanting to leave 7 times. The only reason worth going is of course the amazing fight scenes. Everything else may have been some of the most bougs story telling and crescedno-less plot swings of all time. Now I don't take offense to anything because I read the books or because I loved the first two (which I didn't). I took offense to the offensiveness that sagged from the screen like an old woman on a beach putting on sun tan lotion at the beach while wearing a thong and smoking Misty menthol 100's. . Thank God it's over... Randoms Miss Me? Well probably not. But, I've been a little busy and running around doing stuff. So let me fill you in. I've been doing charitable work for the Bret Foundation for the last 2 weeks. This includes a little part time work for the www.americanweddings.net directory and also doing a whole bunch of work with acronyms such as PBX and ATA and PPOeP and God knows what else. But, things are looking up...sort of...Haven't made my decision on Korea but it appears as though they are going to make the decision for me by not offering anymore money than they did before, hence making it even more ridiculous for me to leave. Not that it wasn't already ridiculous in the first place...but hey...a guys gotta laugh. Hey Baltimore companies...I'm a damn good commodity and I bathe regularly. I don't look at computers and run away slapping my own forehead screaming. So, hire me! I keep coming back to the same rational. That rational being, the only reason I stay is because the people I know would be disappointed. (well that and cheese and remembering how I almost went insane for a month)I haven't really figured out if that guilty conscience is good or not.(And don't give me the pipe line canned bullshit answer of "screw what people think...") All I have is my extended family (pretty much) and those worldly items of my affection that I hoped to one day attain under a fountain of gold that is continuously spewing liquid platinum over myself and four women who are all rolling around in bikinis made out of gold bouillon have seemingly gone...what's left...? dunno...what isn't left or what has gone is easy...I have lost the ability to shrug off those I love in the face of what I don't understand or fear...oddly what I fear is them sometimes...oh what a huge conundrum. I know the feeling of unification via guilt or self-reflection is good because the people around you should always be a barometer for how well you're doing. (Not in that way...dick...) If people stop calling you...or not necessarily stop calling you..because face it...your tribe dwindles as you get older...but if your tribe refuses your calls or cuts you short..or doesn't really have time for your problems...then...you need to check the mirror...or even better check the tribe. Luckily my tribe still lets me hold the sacred flame from time to time when it rains because they know if need be I'll go to someone else's hut, kick down the door and take their flame if ours goes out. Now I know I got some love. I have had so many instances of love in the past month that it's just friggin awesome. My life...should I I choose to live it humbly and mannered, could be one of substance(I'm not quitting..I'm just choosing to be the dorky alter-ego for a while...). Unfortunately that may take a full frontal lobe lobotomy...but hey one more episode of West Wing at 10 AM on Bravo every morning and I'm not too far off...I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorta screwy and sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't like it. Most importantly is that you all know that I always try to do right by you at every turn. That's not what I wanted to say at all and it had no relevance to what I wrote prior...but...I guess that sort of fits into everything anyway. Now that I have read this, it looks like a bowl of spaghetti and a seperate bowl of sauce fell on the floor and oddly looked eatable. David Cross "I have to read other country's news papers to get news about my country. Now that's fucked up." Under the Radar Neil Young's "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere" is worth the time. Well worth the time.... The First Time I Ever Asked About God I was 11 and the bridge was swaying back and forth just ahead of us. The entrance to Nags Head was always odd to me. There was the road to Hatteras on the right, "Matlock lives there.". My mother would say every time we came to the fork in the road. But, we always went to Nags Head where there are go-carts and mini-putt-putts everywhere. Going on a vacation as an 11 year old with your Mom can be boring, but she let me swim and I had energy. One time I got worried about her because she went to get ice or lotion from the gas station next to the hotel and I didn't know where she was. I was on vacation running around the hotel in almost tears because I thought, and said out loud in hysteria to the night manager of the hotel, "My mom may have fallen on the floor and split her head and may be bleeding everywhere and nobody can help her." I knew I loved my Mom and would protect her the rest of my life at that very moment. That's pressure where your little. As we came up to the split in the road before the birdge there was an extended light that was letting the boats pass through, and not under, the small bridge partition. I looked up to the sky for the first time in my life, and asked "Is there a God?". I caught myself asking it as if it were a big joke. I looked over at my Mom and smiled as I played wth my rubics cube, which was the only present my Great Aunt had ever bought me. I was hopelessly ready to give up when I got the reflection of the light turning green. The warm green light in the rain covered me through the water dashed window. The windshieled whiper cleared the water away just as I peered up, to show me a big white sign that was just about to be torn away by the approaching storm. The words were written in magic marker, traced over several times. It read "Looking for God?". I smiled and got one of the sides on the cube to all orange. Danny Has anyone seem the QEFTSG (queer eye...) with the Marine....well look real close towards the end...you will have a Dan Jennings sighting labeled as "co-worker"...I shit you not...cheers Danny She leaned over and patted me on the head. She made the universal motion for "come here". I obliged and set the night a drift on second guesses, awkward moments, and sleepless dreams. Funkadelic That's right without the pfunk. And man oh man...you just lose yourself. This is like Phish...only I like it more because it sorta rocks and gets dirty. It sounds like they gave motown the ability to show their freaky side. This is the music Marvin listened to while he watched porn. Mr. Lif Now I am by no means a "hip hop" knowledge giant. But I like this Mr. Lif. I think you would too. Holy crap he has this rhyme about playing Teken 3. Thanks for checkin me Sit on the couch Pick up a controller And let's play teken 3 Whoop that ass 4 times Now you wanna switch You can use Eddie But I'm dr. Boskonivich Lay on my back Spit in your face Bump up the bass Kick your shit and sweep the leg Your starting to beg Stomp your nuts Head butt Break you arm Nigga be ghost Oh i forgot your already gone For those Teken players out there...you'll stand up and do that closed hand over your mouth "No He didn't" pose....man I love Eddie..I would take down Mr. Lif with Eddie....I get down with Eddie. Korean Package Keith sent me a package today from Korea. Let's see I got: I miss me some Kieth. I miss Brendan too...Keith is off to see Vietnam, China, Thailand, and Laos after getting out of there. Let's all wish him luck as he tries to make up for his lack of umm..."love" there in Korea. Go get 'em Mack. Randoms The Last Friday in a Random Month in Korea I positioned myself on top of the speaker in a crowded club. I was positioned there because I knew I had legitimacy. Legitimicay lead to bravado which then bread a mutated form of exhibtionism. I stood there, not dancing, just bobbing my head and arms as if i were really that person that could pull it off. I was a part of nothing more than myself. I was asked to come down and dance by many but refused as if to say, "This is my time. Go find your own time." I was taking in what I had been denied for so long. I was taking in me at it's worst and best. I was learning. I was involved in something beautiful and it was beautiful because I was aware of it's beauty. I was aware that this moment was good. I stopped within myself to realize that there was no life but this one. I stopped to look out amongst the faces, some were agreeing, some were jealous, some were agitated. The feeling of that bass running up my legs and my eyes constantly glazing the room surpassed all of their expressions. The feeling never turned. The night simply ended. The seed of youth had been planted in a moment of absolute nothing and everything. I was born again for the 7th time. 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