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I Kan't Spell



Thursday, December 18, 2003

 
Randoms

  • I haven't watched a movie in over a month
  • All my medium possessions are locked away in a storage locker and I don't want to get them. I don't want to gethem because that will make my life, wherever I am, feel more like home. I don't like the feeling of home, never have.
  • "Great, I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I am being chased by Guido the killer pimp."
  • I hit some baseballs yesterday after I went xmas shopping for the only two people I am buying presents for this year (my two cousins). My hands are still good. I could still play.
  • I hope underarmour gives me a job. I could do well there.
  • I think I might like working in Tide point again.
  • My friend Carter is just finishing up law school down here Bmore. That was a weird moment when he told me that, because it put old L1's trials into perspective a little.
  • The next member of my family that tries to give me money is getting a swift kick to the shins.
  • I played go-stop with a bunch of Koreans the other night and it was horrible. Just horrible..my fascination fades daily.
  • People who think Coldplay is a good live band need to be kicked in the shins. Or go see the Shins...either one...
  • Have you ever seen the pics of Coldplay posing as a band. They are always looking into the camera as if there's a puppy on the other side and it's deformed with open sores and they don't want to pet it.
  • "Cast No Shadow" is no good...nope never was...just not good...damn the slipping of my youthful love for tunes sung by fighting brothers.
  • I had a dream the other night where I wrestled my first grade teacher and she turned into a penguin. After she turned into a penguin we played chess with pieces made of ice and bent forks. No seriously...
  • I want to be good at chess. I want to be good at some board game that's challenging...like backgammon or even checkers...and not even good just proficient enough not to make excuses when I sit down...my ability to play golden tee just isn't cool anymore...
  • "The only reason you're alive is because I allow it."
  • My Dad and I had a good week together. I may take him to see Lord of the Rings tomorrow.
  • Oh shit! Dinosaur Jr. is playing. You know that song with just one lyric..."I feel the pain of everyone and then I feel nothing....(stereophonics rifts)"...no seriously they lifted this straight from a stereophonics album...
  • I'm so glad President Bartlett didn't fire CJ for her big screw up....whew~
  • I want to throw some spades with people. i want a bottle of scotch on the table and lots of cigarettes and little talk.
  • I switched to Copenhagen for the week...the Kodiak was getting on my nerves...
  • oh Meg White...why can't you be genetically cloned or at least spliced with Maya Rudolph
  • Some of Bob Dylan's best songs are the one's that sound simply made up...like I shall be free No. 10
  • I feel some sort of pity on people who don't listen to Badly Drawn Boy. I just shake my head and realize that I stopped trying to convince a long time ago.
  • My hair got all banged up by a friend of mine. I wa strying to hrow her some friendly business and she didn't realize that I was not 16 and did not wear gel in my hair.
  • This David Gray is growing on me...not the older stuff...because well that's just damn straight good...but the Midnight album..it's catchier than I thought
  • Thank you Elliott Smith for the best quiet time music ever...I think Beck said something like "You could feel the heart strings in him tear with every breath." that's about right...
  • Fight Test is getting too much attention...it's deserved...
  • I need a bar with a good juke box and a caring bartender.
  • I just had a nice long talk with Theresa...she has love
  • I keep fantasizing about girls from the past. I have problems not really being charge of things.
  • The orioles better sign Vlad and Pudge. It would be a nice statement to us fans out here that the team is back and being taken care of.
  • I forgot about Knives Out on Amnesiac...it's good
  • Back to that phone call. I don't want anymore calls from people complaining about life in NYC. I guess it can be oppressive after a while
  • People who have song ringtones should be taken out in the street and made to watch as their phone is ran over by a car driven by a man with sunglasses on and a flowing greasy mullet.

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