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Thursday, October 23, 2003

 
Not Showering Makes My Hair Really Cool and Other Randoms

  • My homepage sucks bigness. I gotta do something with it tomorrow. Maybe like an anogram initial kinda thing. That's as 'bout as far as my artistic ability extends. I gotta do some MySql stuff manana'...and get to work on that there VB program...sorry Craig.
  • Ok so keith listened to J5 and last weekend Wattsle was playing it. I'm listening to it now. I don't really like it. It reminds of like Phish with beats and rhymes. Just throw together crap with rhymes/lyrics that sometimes are cool but mostly suck.
  • The D is playing now. Man it's been a while since I have sat down with the D to hang. It's still funny. I don't want to see school of rock. I know it's gonna suck. Everybody else says its solid. I personally think it will rival Shallow Hal in the Jables future movies to bomb list. He's a background guy. Not a lead.
  • Marlins won a game. Who cares. I hate the World Series. I hate the Marlins and the Yankees. Well not hate because that would involve emotion. More like...I really could be entertained more by watching squirells masturbate to a madonna video. Oh wait that is fuckin hilarious to think about.
  • "Baseball been very good to me" I love Spanish players in interviews. They rule. They don't get out of hand and try to make the game more than it is. "Baseball been very good to me and I just hit pitch and it was honelun(say it...it sounds spanish)". That's why Sammy is my fave. He knows he's entertianment. He knows that he's an actor with big forearms. He understands the game and doesn't get all uppity about it.
  • Does anyone else find Brittany Spears not attractive at all. I don't know...her and that other thing...all of them...does anyone really still get off to like celebrity women. I doubt it. Well there is Lucy Lu...
  • I just bought my first tin of tobacco in almost 2 years. Man it tastes pretty good. It's so disgusting though. But you never feel more like a baseball player than when you have a huge lip in and you are diggin in the batters box and then you spit on homeplate. Seriously. Baseball and most sports are all about looking good sometimes.
  • This New Strokes Cd is pretty good. Ill never go see them again but I think this cd is pretty kick ass. They'll be a stereo favorite for a little maybe. Damn I hated to lose them, but it was inevitable I guess. Simple lyrics and simple sounds. Still kept the formula.
  • Life is about smiles
  • With mind bullets!
  • Tomorrow I have so much to do. I can't wait. Working on programming and fixing this site. I may even copy all those poems I wrote about my childhood in here. Maybe. Beverages with megs and seeing ToB. Should be good. I love being busy. Busy is the new rich.
  • Stop Crying Your Heart is an underated song. Craig? Mirel? Agree...?
  • Noel's acoustic "Slide Away" is just friggin unstoppable. You know I read a lot of interviews with bands and so many throw the brothers a dap. Closet fans.
  • I ran two miles today in 13 minutes. I was happy about that.

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